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Sinnfrei - a beautiful German word for "lack of sense" - especially in media, politics and the like. sinnfreie Begebenheiten - aus Medien, Politik und anderen Bereichen |
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German Bureaucrazy
German law demands every German website to provide an imprint holding details on the publisher of a particular website. For anyone outside Germany this is just for your information and can be ignored. |
Jun 2006
Neugierig - Nosy
by blog on 14.06.2006, 01:07
... "My girl friend thinks I'm nosy - at least that's what she wrote in her diary" ...
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Bringing the fun back into the soccer world cup ???
I was going to tell youse about a fun website in connection to the soccer world cup 2006 in Germany, but I won't, 'cause I found out that the whole thing is a scam whose sole purpose is to make people visit certain websites and make their operators rich-ish.
by schubi on 15.06.2006, 00:36
Ich wollte Euch von einer lustigen WM - Website erzaehlen, aber nachdem sich das ganze als Beschiss herausgestellt hat, habe ich die URL wieder geloescht. Die Seiten sind getuerkt und dienen nur dazu, ihre Betreiber reicher zu machen. So the text below is merely for documentary purposes, don't check out the website, its not worth it. Der untenstehende Text ist also nur zu Dokumentationszwecken. Geht nicht auf die Website, es lohnt sich nicht. VOELLIG SINNFREI :-/
The laws of the natural universe
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
by schubi on 20.06.2006, 11:54
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Powered by phpBB Blog. |
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