Sinnfrei.fword.de by Schubi

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Meine Freundin meint ich wäre neugierig ... zumindestens steht das in ihrem Tagebuch

... "My girl friend thinks I'm nosy - at least that's what she wrote in her diary" ...

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I was going to tell youse about a fun website in connection to the soccer world cup 2006 in Germany, but I won't, 'cause I found out that the whole thing is a scam whose sole purpose is to make people visit certain websites and make their operators rich-ish.

Ich wollte Euch von einer lustigen WM - Website erzaehlen, aber nachdem sich das ganze als Beschiss herausgestellt hat, habe ich die URL wieder geloescht. Die Seiten sind getuerkt und dienen nur dazu, ihre Betreiber reicher zu machen.

So the text below is merely for documentary purposes, don't check out the website, its not worth it.

Der untenstehende Text ist also nur zu Dokumentationszwecken. Geht nicht auf die Website, es lohnt sich nicht.

VOELLIG SINNFREI :-/

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.. fuer alle Deutschsprachigen findet sich alles wesentliche auf der folgenden Website, fuer die anderen uebersetze ich unten Code: <URL GELOESCHT/DELETED> ... which simply translates into "Sven's world cup bet" .. that Sven guy (who isn't me by the way, just happens to have the same name) made a bet with a (female) friend of his, stating that if between June 10 2006 and the final day of the word cup 2006 (8 July?) more than 5 million visitors viewed his website, she'd run naked over the pitch during the final match. With every million visitors until the 5 million mark, she'd reveal a photo of herself to the web community. A normal picture at 1 million, a thong pic at 2 million, a topless one at 3 million, a nude pic at 4 million and well, as I said, she promised to cross the world cup final's soccer pitch naked if more than 5 million visitors make it. Now wouldn't that be a good reason to watch the finals, even if your favourite team doesn't make it (sorry Poland ... So check it out if you like. in diesem ... Sinne: Sinn Frei!

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LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or
you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor
covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making
it.